Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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