just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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