YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
honey bunches of taint.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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