I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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