Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Apparently you make a good broom.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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