Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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