My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I believe in your delicious
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
