Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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