fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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