Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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