Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
