What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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