i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
