i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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