just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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