It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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