Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
