he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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