My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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