Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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