I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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