i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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