Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
When are your genitals available?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
