the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
