Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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