entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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