No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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