kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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