i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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