I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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