You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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