1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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