So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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