yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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