After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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