was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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