so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
only if we run a train.
done.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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