I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My vagina is officially offended.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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