Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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