Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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