fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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