idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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