i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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