her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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