Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You are the jesus of drinking
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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