I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
