what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Enjoy the penises
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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