Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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