Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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