I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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